The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.