The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Beer brewery manager on the phone with Mrs Jones: "Afraid I have bad news. Your husband fell into a vat of beer this morning." Mrs Jones started weeping. "Did he go quickly?" "He climbed out three times - but only to pee."
I’m 3’6”, which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf. Then suddenly the penne dropped.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
"So, Are you a team player or a one man army?" I tried team playing, but my boss kicked me out of his bedroom and told me to leave his wife untouched.
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy. Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore Shelly got chlamydia.
A good metaphor for today's youth is the book Peter Pan... Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m Out Of Jail, I Can Honestly Say It Was Worth It!