The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I went to McDonald’s and asked if they had any deals. The lady said, “We have the Travis Scott special, it comes with fries and a drink.” I asked, “does it include a burger or is it just the rapper?”
Did you hear that more bank robbers have been caught this year than any before in history... It seems the criminals are refusing to wear masks.
The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.
Why was the blacksmith charged with? Forgery.
US President Donald Trump tested and was not infected by the Corona virus. Experts from the Robert Koch Institute are not surprised. The virus has been shown to affect lungs, not assholes.
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
I told my husband I hate my haircut. He replied, "Don't worry, it'll grow on you."
Can February March? No, but April May.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.