The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why I only know who
I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!
Teachers from other countries make fun of the US education system Sure, we don’t teach evolution everywhere, but I don’t see your countries volunteering to demonstrate natural selection in schools across the country.
Mother in law... Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn’t it your mother-in-law’s funeral today?”“Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.”
Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than poop? It’s just plain common scents.
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
I'm surprised the pandemic has lasted this long. I thought trump trusted doctors to fix his mistakes before they hit 9 months
Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line
I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla Ice creamed
What does a Japanese Soldier and a Actor have in common? When they get discovered, their career blows up.
What does a stoner do when he sees a space man? He parks in it, man.
if Lays had invented air hockey it would be just air
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? It is either one or the utter.