The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
"do you believe in ghosts?" **Me:** lol no— even my grandma says that's dumb"dude your grandma died 10 years ago"**Me:** what?!
what fruit is in the bathroom? a poop apple
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
Bet your bottom dollar... ...there's a coin up your ass.
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks? Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.Seriously though, fuck geese.
Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
There was a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and lost the whole left side of his body He’s alright now
I wanted to improve my physical affection skills, so I went down to the library and took out a book called “How to Hug”... ...You can imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be volume six of the Oxford English Dictionary
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A snail witnessed two turtles collide and have an accident. He was asked what he saw.... He said, "I'm not sure, it all happened so fast."