The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.