The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!