The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me
What do you call two surgeons operating on each other? A paradox
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa." When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.
Only 1% of population uses the labels on clothes to check washing method The remaining 99% believes that the label is to see where the back side is.
You know the similarity between my brain and my laptop hard disk? Both are actively deleting memory and I can't figure out why
I've been looking everywhere for my U2 CD... but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, What do you want? The man says, Oh, just some fruit punch. The bartender sighs and shakes his head, If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line. The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.