The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
What is the most acidic soup? Ph0
A woman gets pulled over by a policeman for suspected drunk driving. “Madam, you’re suspected for drunk driving. Please blow this for me for a breath alcohol test.”“What the hell? That’s your penis, not the breathalyser!”“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were drunk.”
A man walks into a bar an drinks 10 straight double whiskys one after the other, suddenly he keels over rubbing his stomach head bowed, barman says to the man, 'what's the matter?' Man says 'I shouldn't of drank that whisky with what I've got', barman says 'why what have you got?' Man says 2quid
How many Freudian psychanalysts do you need to change a light bulb? Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to hold the penis.THE LADDER! I meant the ladder.
When a girl tells you to take her to the most expensive place, where should you take her? an American hospital
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.