The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? Ding dong ditch.
I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
Man: Doc, all 5 of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking sons’ disease I have ever seen.
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.
A woman has a car crash and afterwards is screaming "Where's my baby?" A policeman says to her, "Your baby's over there". "And over there. And up there. And back there."
What do you call a Muslim eating a lettuce? Saladin
What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on? Lotion
The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case?" The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said... "Please, just wear your police uniform."
My son lost his first milk tooth today.. I hope that would teach him never to touch my PlayStation again ..
My first NSFW joke that I proudly wrote when I was 9 years old: What's the difference between tennis and badminton? A: One you play with your balls, one you play with your cock.
What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos
Wife: oh, I better not get any more food. Husband: No, fill up your plate baby. Remember, you're eating for two now. Dinner guests: ooh? Expecting?Husband: **looks at them puzzled as his wife starts regurgitating food down his throat**
At a crowded funeral for a popular well known man, the wife stands finally to ask “Would any of you who knew Jim like to say a few words?” An older gentleman from the back shuffled forward, took a deep breathe, and stated loudly “PLETHORA SHITLOAD FUCKTON” The wife hugged the man firmly, and said “Thanks. That means so much.”
Caught my roommate masturbating himself with a thin pancake. What a crepe.