The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A poor man, a well off middle class man, and an extremely wealthy man in the 1% find themselves at the same event. The poor man and middle class man run into the wealthy man when they find out there's complimentary donuts and arrive to see him wrapping up 10 of the last 12 donuts and pocketing them As the wealthy man is leaving he walks up to the middle class guy, motions to the poor man and whispers in his ear: "watch out, he's trying to take your donut.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? They just seem a little shady!
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What part of the museum makes everyone sneeze? The sta-tues.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'