The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.
Two snails are sitting on the back of a turtle and one snail turns to the other and says "Hold on, friend. Here we go!"
A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, “Suffocation, no breathing.”
I know it's way too soon, but... How many times did Tiger's SUV roll? FOUR!!!I'm going to Hell.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.