The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
What's the similarity between my uncle and sharks? The both prey on schools
How does Lady Gaga unzip files on windows? RAR, RAR-ah-ah-ah.
What temperature do you need to kill a boomer? 0 K
My new year’s resolution is I’m gonna be less condescending. (Condescending means talking down to people btw )
When I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words, she said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I... ...also had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
A hurricane walks into a bar The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse,And turned its wool to nylon.
I was talking to my parents over dinner, my Mom said she was getting tired of the Bernie Sanders memes. I looked over to her and said "Don't worry, this trend will Bern out soon."
My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What three words do people dread hearing the most during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
A man enters into his bedroom with a goat in his hands. His wife is reading a book when the man suddenly says: 'See, this is the cow I am having sex with when you have a headache.' Wife puts the book down and says:' Are you stupid? That is a goat, not a cow.''I've been talking to the goat'