The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.