The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.