The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
What did the paper say to the pencil? You've got a good point!
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I judge people by how fast they run. Does that make me a racist?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!