The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder? Diableatus.
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
Do you know what the last thing my grandfather said to me was before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
At the job interview, they asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I told him, "I think we'll still be using mirrors in five years."
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.