The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.