The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane... Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?