The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.