The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
How do you confuse an idiot? Summer
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Sometimes, the greatest joke of all is when you explain why you refuse to tell the joke. Actually, your kids will always say it's better when you refuse to tell the joke, but tell them these anyway.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.