The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
So I once saw an argument in a comment section, a man said, “How many chromosomes do you have?” The other replied, “More than you”.The sheer confidence he had
I got into an heated negotiation with someone on offerup over some gym equipment. Hopefully it works out in my favor.
I lost my job at the bank Turns out you're not supposed to push customers if they ask you to check their balance.
Whats the best part of an asbestos smoothie? The fiber.
You know why Iran's new navy has glass bottom ships...? So they can see the old Iran navy.
Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... ...instead of following the directions exactly, I just skimmed them.
Why can't the man ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie (Maybe leave this one until the kids aren't around!)
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.