The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.