The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.