The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.