The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.