The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.