The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified... "See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
You can't spell par entry without "try."
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.