The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!