The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I have a very dark sense of humor Its so dark that cops are beating it to death.
My grandmother died on her 100th birthday The worst bit is we were only half way through giving her the birthday bumps
In my girlfriend's copy of 50 Shades of Grey I found a photo of me with the word "scumbag" written as a caption. I guess I'm not in her good books.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a group of 500 atoms? A Refund.*This post is brought to you by "Todd Howard did Nothing Wrong" gang*
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks