The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
My stomach is flat. The L is silent. ..
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.