The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.