The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper? Rough.
The Specialists What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One specialist looks up your family tree and the other looks up your family bush.
What Do You Call A Man Who Takes Huge Pride Over The Size Of His Balls ? Egotesticle
If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
I was walking across the road and someone opened their window and threw a block of cheddar at me I thought to my self, “Well that wasn’t very mature.”
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? I'm bacon!
My dad had an ischemic stroke, and my uncle had a hemorrhagic stroke You know what they say: different strokes for different folks!
What's the difference between squash and zucchini? You can't zucchini bugs!A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
What happened when the ghost couldn't make it to the bathroom? He sheet himself!
Just figured out that ghosts are . . . . . people who died trying to fold a fitted sheet.
A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says "Fuck off you won't bring it back"
Jesus turns up at a stoning. And asks what the person is getting stoned for. “Adultery” is the response from the crowd. Jesus replied “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”A voice from the crowd replied “for fucks sake Jesus, you always want to go first!”