The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
When I was a little kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market." meant it went shopping. It does not.
Why do girls tend to make a big deal out of things when they are on their period? Because they are ovary acting.
I dated a surgeon who turned out to be a kleptomaniac, she stole my heart.. ... and kidney.
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(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
According to Whitney Houston, what is the most important form of co-ordination? HAND EYEEE-E-EYE
My university is so concerned about the environment.. They've been recycling past papers since 87'.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.