The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
Where does a 300 pounds gorilla sit? Where he wants.
Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment
If I swallow two pieces of string, they will come out the other end tied together. I shit you knot.
Growing up in a family involved with the mob, I never quite understood what my mom meant when she said that dad was a “made man” Until I walked in on him banging the maid.
Pope: paint me a beautiful art on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel and I will reward your work with exposure. **Michaelangelo:** uhh sure sir, I will paint you a beautiful ceiling sir.**Also Michaelangelo, mildly infuriated:** gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dick's out talking bout reward with exposure. Fuck you. Pay me.
Why couldn't the Clam make new friends? It's not because he was too shellfish, I think he just never opened up.
Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick. He sits down next to her and says "So, do I come here often?"
New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together... "The Missing Link"
When I was young everybody believed in me The doctor saw in me a potential physician The teacher saw in me a potential professor The chef saw in me a potential cook The priest saw in me a potential partner
What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get:- your wife back- your house back- your truck back- your dog back
Why can’t you ever justify something wrong done by a male cow? Because it’s In defence of bull!
What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron? A cafe
How far is Mars from Earth? A few CVS receipts away
Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider? It's called Shallot's Web