The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal? Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
What's a spooky ghost's favourite makeup Ma-SCARE-ya *^I'll ^show ^myself ^out...*
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf