The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.