The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Stupid people are like Slinkies. They don't have much purpose, but it's fun to push them down the stairs.
My niece stabbed me with a red crayon today... It drew blood
What do you call it when a guy cums all over a girls face? Genetic makeup
What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia? You ice em’
What happens when one plate goes on top of another? You get an earthquake
Mondays God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.