The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Well... That’s a deep subject.