The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
I was sorting the sub by new. Nothing came up.
Fun fact: there is a bank you can go to get gold without being arrested. It’s called Reddit.
A joke on many levels What's gripping from start to finish?"The Rock Climber's Guide to Masturbation on the climb"
Did you hear about the company's idea for a giant sandal? Turned out to be a massive flop.
What do you call a bank robbery committed by a ghost? A Polterheist
Why did the epileptic throw himself into the lettuce patch? He was making a seizure salad. ....I’ll see myself out.
How to Order Soup A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter, "I think I will have the turtle soup."The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter, "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Punctuation is important. Improperly used periods can alter the meaning of the entire sentence. For example:Teresa was on her trampoline, moving up and down in utter bliss.Teresa was on her period, moving up and down in utter bliss.
My girlfriend thought we could stay dry if we ran between the rain drops. I told her she's deluginal.
A Buddhist morning be like Rice and shrine everyone!
dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head "Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.