The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.