The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!