The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I asked my musician friend if he plays by ear. He said, "Yes, ít is a violin. That is how you hold it."
How do you beat Dr. Doofenshmirtz in a sword fight? You parry the platypus
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'