The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon... One leans to the other and says "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"The other blond says "Obviously the moon. You can't see Florida."
I recently got ran over by a steam roller people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
I have the ability to leave a building 5m before the fire alarm starts I call it premature evacuation.
A man walked onto a plane, holding a vulture. The stewardess asked "What the heck is that?"He said "It's my carri-on luggage"*sorry sorry sorry*
(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea What if x has feelings?Examples:Toy Story: What if toys have feelingsCars: What if cars have feelingsInside Out: What if feelings have feelingsSoul: What if black people have feelings?
What's the difference between a bobcat and a cougar? You ride a Bobcat, a cougar rides you.
Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016.
Why didn’t the castle cut the grass It was already moat.
What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
I told my friend that sometimes after you go to the bathroom, you can wipe yourself and the toilet paper comes up completely clean He said “no shit”
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.