The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
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What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes
I told this gamer chick... You wanna experience the fastest data transfer rate known to man? She was very excited until I unzipped my pants.:rimshot:
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'