The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
What is the difference between Russia and reality? Trump had connections with Russia.
So much has changed, since my girlfriend told me we were having a girl For instance ;My name Address and phone number.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.