The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.