The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
Why does the Irishman always put exactly 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty.
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.
What do you get if you mix Donald trump and a jew Orange juice
Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush... "Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head."Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."
To all those people that say "age is just a number"... ...well you're wrong, it's just a word.
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border
I'm dating a girl called Ruth.. .. once she dumps me, I'll be Ruthless! HAAAA!!
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Udder Destruction.I swear this joke is funnier in person. Try it, trust me. Panty dropper for sure.
What did the stoner say when someone tied his shoes together? "Damn. These are laced and I'm tripping!"
Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book. Now, they've got cameras
A man walks into a therapists office And the therapist asks what do you think will be going through your head in 3 Years? hopefully a bullet
Where does a 300 pounds gorilla sit? Where he wants.
They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man: *This body is your mother in law, yes?***Yes***How did she die?***Mushroom poisoning***But why does she have 26 stab wounds?***She was refusing to eat them**