The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows... that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool. Will you choose the former or the latter?
A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today. I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
People in Athens have a hard time waking up early Because dawn is tough on grease
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there? A pigment of your imagination
I went to see if my laser eye surgeon was any good I don’t see any problems now
Why did the trans man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.
Job security in the 21st century. That’s the whole joke.
My wife said I hated her side of the family I said, "That's not true, I like your mother-in-law more than mine"
So my grandpa told me a story... He told me that back in his day, he would walk into the store with a nickel, and come out with 4 cans of soda, 2 king sized candy bars, and a pack of gum.But today there are too many damn cameras!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.