The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
Clothes, but no cigar.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
So, I went to the doctor... She asked "What brings you here today?"I replied "My car."And then she looked down at the form, shook her head, checked a box, and commented under her breath: "Not sexually active."
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.